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Joke of the Day

"Art Teacher: The picture of the horse is good but where is the wagon ? Pupil: The horse will draw it !"

"My jokes are like onions... They're layered. And because if you dissect them I'll cry."

"What kind of bee produces milk? A BOOBEE!"

"Where do Star Wars rebel officers eat? The Admiral Snackbar."

"What do you call someone who cleans vacuums? A vacuum cleaner."

"Press control, alt, and down arrow key. it's fun."

"5 dicks So I was at a bar and couldn't help but notice the guy next to me was pissing with 5 dicks. I was like ""Krakens! How do those even fit in your pants?"" He replied ""They fit like a glove."""

"I'm a firm believer in the separation of church and hate."

"What do you call a psychic, escape convict who is also a dwarf? A small medium at large."

"I celebrate 4/20 On 1/5 Simplify your fractions!"