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Joke of the Day
"Friend: Hey dude can you please help me out? Me: Yeah, over there mate same way that you came in."
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"Never compliment a woman on her sideburns ............no matter how magnificent they look."
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"Did you hear about the scarecrow who won a Nobel Prize? He's out standing in his field."
"Islamic state claimed responsibility for american presidential elections."
"You can fit fifty Mexicans in a van But I can fit six million Jews in my ashtray."