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Joke of the Day
"How do you find will smith in the snow? You look for fresh prince."
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"Hey guys, does anyone have an averagely long horror story that just ends in a pun? Any comments appreciated!"
"Why are Gorillas underpaid? They're willing to work peanuts!"
"I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down."
"why did god make girls so stupid? so that they would love boys"
"*walks up to girl working on her laptop in a cafe* So you into computers?"
"How do you make a cat sound like a dog? You light on fire. *woof*"
"Aaanndd I've just been peed on. Were I Tila Tequila I'd have met 1 of my New Years resolutions before the clock had even struck midnight"
"My Asian friend tried being white on his Oculus Rift He said it was a very eye-opening experience"
"Why do seagulls live by the sea? If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels."