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Joke of the Day

"How do you find will smith in the snow? You look for fresh prince."

"My dad's joke. 'Did you know there were Female hormones in beer?' Because, if you start drinking too much. You don't have the ability to drive, and you get fat."

"Why did the rabbits go on strike? They wanted a better celery!"

"""Doc, I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.' 'Is it common?' I asked. ""It's not unusual"", he replied."

"The walk of shame: When you toss a paper ball in trash, miss, then have to go get it."

"Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He was a fungi. Why did he end up leaving the party? There wasn't mushroom."

"Why is Germany uninhabitable for cats? They have nein lives!"

"When does a bed grow longer? At night because two feet are added to it."

"I went to the library and asked if they had any books on Schrodinger's cat and Pavlov's dog. The librarian said that they may or may not have it, but that it rings a bell."

"I Googled ""James Earl Jones"" to see whether or not he's alive and the Wikipedia link was purple from the other times I've done this."