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Joke of the Day
"What happens when a Cow tries to jump over a fence? Udder destruction"
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"Do you know why there's no Apple wireless charger? Because they can't decide what exactly should break there."
"Why is time wary of mathematicians? They're always plotting against it."
"What do you call a midget in a hospital waiting room constantly complaining about how long he's been waiting? Imp-Patient!"
"Parallel lines have so much in common.... it's a shame they're never gonna meet."
"How do you...? How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? Give it aids."
"I don't understand why Pabst gets such a bad wrap. It won a blue ribbon Once."
"How do you catch a whale? You wait until last call and use a good pick up line."
"So I was in my house masturbating... and my sister comes up to me all indignant like. She asks me what the hell is wrong with me. I reply that she should knock before coming into her room."
"Yes, lady who took two parking spaces. I'm the reason you can't get in your car from the drivers side. Have a nice day :)"