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Joke of the Day
"*walks up to girl working on her laptop in a cafe* So you into computers?"
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"The Story of Volcanos God: Ok, how about a mountain.. Angel: We got mountains. God: Lemme finish. That shits fire. Angel: Metal. *fist bump*"
"This cashier looked at my 12 bottles of weed spray so weirdly, I suspect she's never broken a lawnmower before."
"The past, the present, and the future... The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar together. It was tense."
"The guy installing the new security system said we should upgrade because of the increasing crime rate. Typical alarmist."
"What Kind of Pee Comes Out Your Butt? Poo Pee."
"What did the cannibal order at the bakery? Cinnamon buns."
"when chuck Norris went to find Bigfoot, Bigfoot copied him self to escape from chuck"
"What did the two vegan strangers say to each other? Nothing. They didn't meat."
"What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics? Not going to prison for murder."