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Joke of the Day

"Why are Gorillas underpaid? They're willing to work peanuts!"

"The only standards I have in life are about the quality of alcohol I consume, and even that gets sketchy after about 5 drinks."

"What's the difference between an epileptic oyster farmer and a prostitute with diarrhoea? The farmer shucks between fits."

"What's a neckbeard's favorite pokemon? M'champ"

"Did you guys hear about the jews hurting dental health? Its those damn acidic jews!"

"What do you call someone who likes to dress up like Jesus? A cross-dresser."

"What does Trump say after sex? ""You're the best daughter ever."" (Credit for inspiration to the ""What does Bill say to Hilary after sex"" joke)"

"How does every black joke start? *Looks over shoulder *"

"Why does using a straw make it so much harder to admit there's no more soda?"

"'Joe whats that package ya got today?' ""ITS MY BOOK ABOUT CLOCKS. I ORDERED IT LIKE 2 MONTHS AGO"" 'Well its about time, right?' ""RIGHT"""