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Joke of the Day
"Why are Gorillas underpaid? They're willing to work peanuts!"
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"I opened my water and electricity bills at the same time. I was shocked."
"I love self deprecating humour. Shame I'm no good at it."
"What's older than sand? The reposts on reddit. *seriously need new jokes*"
"Sometimes I type a 'C' when I meant to type an 'A'. And now I have to apologize to my 'Aunt'"
"Why are drums a fire hazard? Because they're flam-able. Ba-da Bum tsss."
"I bought a beehive to start my beekeeping company I thought it was a good bees nest"
"What do you call an Irish milkshake? Mashed potatoes..."
"A rather bold robber... Broke into the local police department and stole all of their toilets. Cops report that they have nothing to go on."
"Did you hear about the guy with a jurisprudence fetish? He got off on a technicality..."