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Joke of the Day
"Why are Omegle and Chatroulette great dating sites? Because they have plenty of members."
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"Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because the paracetemol."
"I know this gem of a procrastination joke. I'll tell you later."
"STEP UP? Ive got a step ladder,I never really knew my real ladder"
"BREAKING: Emotionally disturbed man gets into Trump Tower. He was stopped by security, but not before being named a senior advisor."
"How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant? (NSFW) He forgot to wrap his Whopper!!"
"Senior year of high school is a lot like a retirement home... You don't work anymore, you hate everyone who's younger than you, and in a few months, all of your old friends will be dead to you."
"A Jewish man had a son, who converted to Christianity. The man prayed to God, ""Oh Lord, my son has converted to Christianity! What should I do?"" And God replied, ""Yours too?"""
"[my son threatens to run away after I take away his iPad] ""Here $60. It's all I have. Call if you need more."""
"FACT: The internet was invented to globalize complaining."