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Joke of the Day

"Why did OP's mom leave the prostitution business? It got too gonor-real"

"COP: There's been a murder BATMAN: I won't rest until I avenge them C: It's outside of Gotham B: Actually I have got a lot on at the moment"

"Q: What's the book of socially prominent monsters? A: The Book of who's Boo."

"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your day, but anal sex will make your hole weak!"

"Hey girl, are you a tube of Pringles? Because my whole fist is stuck inside of you"

"TIFU by going to Subway instead of Quiznos Oops, wrong sub"

"[1st day as judge] Murderer: [waves at me] Me [waves back]: He seems nice Lawyer: He killed six people Me: He probably didn't mean it"

"I like for my resolutions to be attainable so this year I resolve that I will neither become the pope nor will I become a cannibal."

"If there's ever an apocalypse, you'll recognize me because I'll be the zombie wearing flip flops"

"My name is Forrest! I constantly hear Forrest Gump jokes, ever since I can remember they've been the same ones, and I want to hear something original! Work your magic reddit!"