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Joke of the Day
"How do you make holy water from just plain water? You boil the hell out of it."
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"What does Harry Potter say when he wants a cigarette? Tobaccio"
"What do you call a mad lunch? Hater-tots"
"What did the fish say when it hit a wall? DAM."
"What happened to the plant outside the math class window? It grew square roots."
"I refuse to go bungee jumping.... ... I came into this world because of a broken rubber, I'm not leaving because of one."
"My girlfriend recently asked me if I wanted to get more serious. I said, ""What do you think we can do to keep the second amendment while making sure terrorism and crime are not enacted?"""
"How do dog catchers get paid? By the Pound!"
"I asked an alien if they let their women drive the spaceships... He said ""Yes if it's on autopilot"""
"If a baby like Justin Bieber is the face of teen angst and rebellion, then we've bubble wrapped our kids too tight."