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Joke of the Day
"How do two lawyers greet each other? With a firm handshake."
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"I've been so drunk that homeless people give me their footlong sub. When they give it to me they whisper, ""Get your shit together, rookie."""
"FRIEND: what was the best day of ur life WIFE: our wedding day ME (thinking of the time the Coke machine gave me 2 cans instead of 1): same"
"Did you hear about the baby that was born in a high tech. hospital? It came out cordless!"
"How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest? They Take The Psycho Path"
"~Little Mermaid family meeting~ Ariel.... We found this hidden in your top drawer. *places sea cucumber on table*"
"Nerdy joke What did the web server told the browser? My <BODY> is ready. What did the browser answer? Please give me <HEAD> first."
"What's the difference between myxomatosis and Hugh Hefner? Myxomatosis doesn't need Viagra to fuck bunnies."
"*turns down the lights* Girl this is going to be a magical night *dumps legos on bed* ok first we need to separate these by color"
"2 Jehovah's witnesses knocked earlier, so I invited them in. I gave 1 the hoover & 1 a mop. If they can do Gods work, they can do mine."