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Joke of the Day

"America, Britain isn't the ex who pretends it was mutual We're the ex who say 'Phew, missed a bullet there'"

"If you throw a ping pong ball in the air, no less than 45 Chinese people will materialize to catch it & start a tournament."

"What do you call a nautical plunderer who assists with the flight of an aircraft? A co-pirate"

"Why is it hard to watch two elephants boxing? Because they've got the same colour trunks."

"I tried to do stand up comedy Didn't work so well since I'm in a wheelchair."

"I have the reflexes of a cat, but like if it was stoned."

"Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field."

"Trump says he'll make Oasis pay for a wonder wall."

"A jumper cable walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""I'll serve you, but don't start anything."""

"A truck containing 10,000 unborn fetuses ran off a cliff. Luckily, nobody was injured."