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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a proud Danish countryman? A pastriot."
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"You know what I really like about you, girl? You're really down to earth. *waits for response, nothing. Goes to next tombstone* You know wha"
"You ever heard of Oedipus? That guy's a real motherfucker."
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