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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a proud Danish countryman? A pastriot."
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"Tie a sweater around your waist so you can pretend a short ghost is hugging you."
"At the grocery store, my daughter held up two types of fabric softener... ...and she asked, ""Would you rather have dryer sheets, or dryer balls?"""
"What is a Fecalpheliac's favorite time of day? Ate Turdy"
"I'm a giver. *gives you a hard time*"
"Why did the Blonde go to a Phone Repairman to get her anus bleached? Because she needed help changing her ring tone."
"Top advice for resumes: Be VERY careful with placement of dashes. Ex. - First-hand job experience = good. First hand-job experience = bad."
"Did you hear about the cow who couldn't give milk? She was an udder disappointment."
"IMPROV PERFORMER: I need a suggestion. PERSON (from the back) BE MORE LIKE YOUR BROTHER! IP: Okay, someone that's not my wife."
"Femi-Nazi Moderator Free speech to hell"