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Joke of the Day
"Why is Lamar Odom so much fun...? Because, he's just dying to party."
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"Do I have a police record? No... but I have two of their albums on tape."
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"What do horses drink at the bar? Chardon-neigh"
"What's the worst thing to hear after giving head to Willie Nelson? I'm not Willie Nelson."
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"Why did the football team take the short bus to the game? They needed more downs."
"Why do French tanks come equipped with rearview mirrors? So they can see the battle."