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Joke of the Day
"Why is Lamar Odom so much fun...? Because, he's just dying to party."
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"I just told my sister I'm into incest.. She's taking it pretty hard"
"Why did the diabetic win the weight lifting competition? Because he was so good at pumping."
"Looks like my wife snuck a love note into my pocket which is pretty cute, although I don't know what ""DNR"" means."
"Never look down on anyone. Unless you're a lion cub named Simba and you're being held over a crowd of animals by a weird monkey doctor."
"Why do robots make bad lovers? Nuts & bolts!"
"Do we even know if ducks can fart? We should put a guy on that."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Adolf ! Adolf who ? Adolf ball hit me in the mouth !"
"What do you call a disease that only effects ducks? A mallard-y"
"Fool me once shame on you, Unless you're speaking Spanish, then that's eleven times and I probably deserved it."