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Joke of the Day

"Why is Jennifer Lawrence the only one freaking out about the nude photo leak? Because she's the only one with a fat load on her face."

"How do you catch a whale? You wait until last call and use a good pick up line."

"""I'm a big fan of 50 cent. Or as he's known in Zimbabwe: four hundred million dollars."""

"What does a woman's arsehole do when she is having great intercourse? He is at home taking care of the kids."

"The three undefeated NFL teams remaining are all named after cats. the Carolina Panthers, the Cincinnati Bengals, and the New England Cheet-ahs."

"If I check out your blog, what will you do for me? Love me? Ok fine, but you're telling my mom we're going out."

"A horse walks into a bar. The bartender, confusing idioms with jokes, offers the horse water but cannot make it drink."

"One of the reasons for the low number of female pilots has been found to be.. the cockpit !"

"Once you've had black, you might never go back but.. Everything taste better on a cracker."

"I heard that Auschwitz had to ask people to stop playing Pokemon Go. Which is weird, because they have the same slogan. Gotta catch 'em all."