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Joke of the Day

"Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. ""Yes"" is the answer."

"What would Fred Flintstone say if you asked him which city had the Burj Khalifa, the tallest building in the world? Abu Dhabi Dooooooo!"

"It's almost Valentine's day It's almost Valentine's Day and I don't even have a date, even the milk carton has a date."

"I really think they should rename the ""Twin"" size mattress to ""Jack"", since it makes more sense along with the King and Queen sizes, and that's mostly what happens in that size bed anyway."

"TIL that the toothbrush was made in Arkansas. If it was made anywhere else it would be called a teethbrush."

"How are kids like piano keys? All the black ones are accidentals."

"If three men are arguing about whether to be known as Jews, Israelis, or Hebrews... ...would you say they're just arguing Semitics?"

"I was so ugly when I was born... ...the doctor slapped my mother."

"Bill Clinton is working at a newsstand. A woman asks him ""How can I buy the New York Times?"" He replies ""Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it."

"'If u insinuate that I'm fat again, I'm leaving you!' 'Don't be selfish, think about the baby.' 'What baby?' 'Oh, so you're not pregnant?'"