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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever shoed a horse? No, but I've told a donkey to fuck off."
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"Pick out a dog at an animal shelter and everything's ok. Pick out a girlfriend at a woman's shelter and everyone loses their mind."
"I accidentally gave my girlfriend a glue stick instead of chapstick... She's still not talking to me :("
"Unscramble these words Unscramble these words ! 1) PENSI 2) HITLRE 3) NIGGRE 4) BUTTSXE DO YOU GET SPINE,LITHER,GINGER AND SUBTEXT ?"
"My stages of drunk: 1. You're UGLY 2. You're HOT 3. You're BEAUTIFUL 4. Your HONOR in my defense......"
"How do you like your juice? I like mine gassy and concentrated."
"If you didn't want me looking in your bedroom than you never should have put your window at the same height as my ladder."
"Burlap pants are coming into fashion, People are just itching to show off the new look."
"Let's all take a moment to honor National Punctuation Day because life would be: very, confusing! Without it?"
"God loves me but I'm not looking for anything serious."