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Joke of the Day
"What happened when the Orange slept with the skanky Lemon? He got Lemonaids."
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"HIV Test Where are you getting your test done, at a gay bar? Hey doc do you feel the HIV in my ass yet? Almost, I need to finish first. (As the gay doc fucks your ass and puts the hiv in you.)"
"What kind of bat hangs upside-down? An acrobat."
"Q: How many MP's does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done."
"What did the vampire say when his son scraped his knee? **""Suck it up""**"
"looking for a great stand up comedy show? just watch the GOP debate"
"TIL why windows skipped a number going from Windows 8.1 to Windows 10 Because 7 8 9"
"How do ya get a fag to fuck a woman? Shit in her pussy"
"""Ok. Breathe. Retrace your steps. You went to the beach, carried that dude, stopped for Quizno's, got your hair cut..."" -God loses his keys"
"Mom, I am very worried... Mom, I am very worried, I have lost 3 kg. - But that are great news, You should be very happy. Yeah, Say it to my Colombian *friends*"