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Joke of the Day
"What happened when the Orange slept with the skanky Lemon? He got Lemonaids."
Next Joke
"I think I'd be really good at pulling hay from a horse's mouth But I may just be clutching at straws here."
"Yes, 911, that guy just fed my house letters again."
"Robin Williams jokes. God gave men both a penis and brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time."
"What did the girl on her period say when she got caught? ""You caught me red handed!"""
"Why did the semen cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning."
"What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire"
"What sort of undergarments does a succinct pugilist wear? Boxer briefs!"
"I'm only listening outside the bathroom door to make sure you're not touching the decorative hand towels."
"When is a door NOT a door? When it's ajar."