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Joke of the Day

"The average woman would rather be beautiful, than smart ...because the average man can see better than he can think"

"What do you call a floating penis? space junk"

"Why did the little pig try to join the Navy? He loved to sing ""Oinkers Aweight"""

"A deer walks out of a gay bar... ""Wow. I can't believe I just blew sixty bucks!"""

"next time you're considering wearing a fedora just think ""what would jesus do?"" because jesus wouldn't wear a fedora."

"I have the body of an 20 year old... ...but it's starting to stink up my basement so I'm thinking I'm gonna burn it."

"One burrito looks at another burrito and says, ""you wanna fight?"" The second burrito says, ""nah"". The first burrito says, ""What are you, chicken?"""

"Hey Reddit, what are your favorite lame jokes? ""Wanna hear a pizza joke?"" ""Nevermind, it's too cheesy."""

"Auto correct makes me say things I didn't Nintendo."

"Not feeling great about how much scrolling down I have to do to get to my birth year."