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Joke of the Day
"My favorite rapper is 50 cent Or as the British people now call him, 10,000 pounds."
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"How do whores in Westeros get into the castle? Hodor."
"Might be time to get in shape. Halfway up these stairs and I'm considering setting up base camp and trying again in the morning."
"Who can make six figures a year and still be poor? A toy builder."
"""Doctor, I'm afraid of people yelling letters of the alphabet at me."" THERAPIST: Oh! You are? WHY???"
"""I wanna rock!"" ~said the angry geologist."
"What happens when a sweatshop gets busted? The entire outfit is compromised."
"How did the terminal cancer patient do in school? He passed."
"No one is perfect. Everyone's Ass has a crack in it."
"My grandpa said that my generation relies too much on technology So I said ""No, your generation relies too much on technology."" And I unplugged his life support."