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Joke of the Day

"As a commercial livestock hauler I've delivered quite a few donkeys in my time I suppose you could say my clients get their ass handed to them"

"What do you call a Bacon Lettuce Tomato sandwich at a gay pride parade? An LGBLT"

"2 men walk into a bar... You'd think the 2nd man would've ducked"

"Luke Skywalker uses the Force. The Force uses Chuck Norris."

"*first date (Me, texting) This is awful. She's boring, has no sense of humor & rude Her: You know you speak out loud when you text, right?"

"What's the definition of Eternity? The time between when I come, and you go."

"My wife says I'm irresponsible with money! No change there then."

"Where do guys who buy hookers, mountain lions, and cantelopes go for the summer? John Cougar Meloncamp An old joke I haven't heard in ages."

"A man walks into a bar..... His alcoholism is tearing his family apart."

"My electronegativity class in college was such a blow off class! I got an F on all my exams for the class, but I still managed to maintain a 4.0 GPA."