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Joke of the Day
"What's the definition of Eternity? The time between when I come, and you go."
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"I hope you guys like one-line antijokes"
"""Your GPA last semester was a 4.0"" \- Steve Harvey"
"I posted ""Happy Almost Mother's Day!"" on this chick I grew up with's Facebook page, guess I was the only one who remembered her abortion."
"I think Oranges were named before Carrots ""What are these?"" ""They're orange....oranges"" ""What about these"" ""Shit....long pointys???"" Demitri Martin https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYVrp_GsinE"
"What do you get when you cross a kid who's eaten enough sugar to send a rocket into orbit, and the meanest boy in the whole world? Hyperbole"
"I like to wipe my ass like I drive. Stopping only on red."
"Where does the Lone Ranger take his trash? To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump."
"Yo mama so fat.. ...she took one selfie and her brand new phone said ""Insufficient storage""."
"How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears? A buccaneer!"