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Joke of the Day
"What's the definition of Eternity? The time between when I come, and you go."
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"What did one ethuastic Electrician say to the other sad Electrician? Don't feel bad, YOU CONDUIT!!!"
"Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way :("
"Why is Superman wanted by the police? He is wanted for being the Man of Steal."
"What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk? A dead bird."
"What time zone are you in when you find a sheep stuck in a fence? Mountin' time"
"You could've told me that wasn't your real name before I got the tattoo."
"15 is the age where you either look 11 or like 25"
"Get off the goddamn Twitter, go out & live your life! I'll be here when you get back"
"COP: drop the gun CRIMINAL: no COP: [flipping through police handbook, whispers to partner] it doesnt say what to do if he says no"