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Joke of the Day

"The problem with the French is that they don't have a word for entrepreneur. -George.W.Bush"

"Why do the walking dead survivors try to get to washington D.C.? Because it's their Michonne."

"How do chickens connect online? faceBAWK!"

"I have a work fetish I never come too late."

"I held the record for collecting Stephen King's books. Then I lost It."

"[Serious] what are the serious impacts of drinking water just after you had had a wet dream?"

"When someone replies late... If NASA can find a way to send an image of Pluto using that Hubble Space Telescope from 4.67 billion miles then why can't you message me?"

"Somehow stumbled upon a nude beach. . Yeah, found myself in the middle of no wear."

"Don't buy a low-quality mirror. It would reflect poorly on you."

"They finally created a generic viagra. Micoxaphlopin is the next big thing."