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Joke of the Day
"[Serious] what are the serious impacts of drinking water just after you had had a wet dream?"
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"How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase? They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube :)"
"Don't be racist Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people"
"Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea? Because all proper tea is theft."
"Accepting a Facebook friend request from someone you follow on twitter is like bringing home your drug dealer to meet your family."
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"Why did the old man buy his wig at the thrift store? Because he didn't want toupee."
"Boys, save your Bottle Caps Trump just became president."
"A feminist told me I really need to take a Women's Studies class. I told her ""There is no way I'm going to spend a semester studying a broad."""
"What do you call a scary bee? A boo bee."