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Joke of the Day
"How do chickens connect online? faceBAWK!"
Next Joke
"One night a woman undressed in front of her husband... ""what turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?"" Asked the wife The husband looked her up an down an said, ""your sense of humor."""
"I hurt my neck sleeping on a pillow that was too fluffy. My body is not meant for this world."
"whats a ghost's favorite fruit? booberries!"
"As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?"
"Hoe do you call a dog that likes to be on the internet. A Labragoogle."
"I went to a baseball game with my dad last night. It was pretty fun, we even got on the jumbotron! Then I noticed it was the Emotional Unavailability Cam."
"what do you call a snail on a ship? A SNAILOR"
"And Jesus said unto John... And Jesus said unto John come forth and I shall give you everlasting life. But John came fifth so he only won a toaster."
"Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar.. ...and doesn't"