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Joke of the Day
"Why do the walking dead survivors try to get to washington D.C.? Because it's their Michonne."
Next Joke
"They say they're free weights, but the gym gets pissed if you put them in your car and leave."
"hello 911 ""whats your emergency"" there's someone in my home ""are you safe?"" it's a girl ""do you like her"" *starts twirling hair* I dont know"
"Hey girl are you soy sauce because you always ""no MSG"" me back"
"What do you call an Asian guy that always shows up before he needs to? Earl Lee"
"What do farts and children have in common? You love your own, but hate everyone else's."
"My wife just told me she's leaving me if I don't stop drinking I told her "" Come on honey just one more drink, and I will help you pack!"
"How do you know a joke isn't a repost? When it doesn't reach the front page."
"whats the definition of a will? (lol come on guys its a dead giveaway)"
"Remember those days when using ""protection"" meant wearing your helmet?"