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Joke of the Day
"A guy was confused about why the doctors had amputated his arms and legs. In fact he was stumped."
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"Jokes don't kill people people who don't get jokes kill people."
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"Sometimes I type a 'C' when I meant to type an 'A'. And now I have to apologize to my 'Aunt'"
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"DATING TIP: Be a gentleman. Hold her door. Hold her hand. Hold her purse. Hold her for ransom. Demand a chopper. Fly away. Start a new life."
"Life is like a box of idiots."