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Joke of the Day

"I have a work fetish I never come too late."

"Fifty Shades of Grey. In anticipation for the release of Fifty Shades of Grey, many theaters have installed more powerful ventilation systems to compensate for the smell."

"The Enola Gay Made rice crispies long before Kellogg's"

"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank coffee before it was cool..."

"If a movie is ever titled Reception, we know it won't be starring AT&T.; Am I right? Up top!"

"NASA claims that they've just discovered blood sucking bugs on the moon. They're a bunch of lunatics."

"I like my women the way I like my wine... 9 years old and locked in my cellar."

"My grandmother always wanted to be in a gated community So that's why I chose to have her buried at the cemetery when she died."

"How many professional soccer players does it take to change a light bulb? Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him."

"If Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders are on a boat together, and it sinks, who survives? America"