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Joke of the Day
"They finally created a generic viagra. Micoxaphlopin is the next big thing."
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"Whats the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't pay $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face."
"What did the redneck girl say to her father? Get off of me dad, you're crushing my Pall Malls!"
"What did the suicide bomber say when he saw a naked girl for the first time? Nothing. He just exploded."
"I bought these shoes from a drug dealer I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day."
"Silence is golden but duct tape is silver."
"Girl: Why should I shave my downstairs? Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food."
"Mrs. Claus gave birth on the 24th of December I guess you could say Santa came early this year."
"I'm so glad we could finally reconnect after all these years because I'd really like your help on my virtual farm."
"My body is a temple. I care about it three to five times a year purely out of guilt."