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Joke of the Day

"Last night I reached for my liquid viagra and accidentally swigged from a bottle of tippex.. ...I woke this morning with a huge correction."

"They are giving free AIDS test at the DMV. The only thing worse than waiting in line at DMV is finding out you have AIDS."

"What is the Hamburglar's favorite David Bowie song? Rebel Rebel!"

"Interviewer: Why should we hire you? Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison."

"What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino? Hell if I know."

"Once you go black..... You can't get credit"

"A man walks into a bar The bartender says ""watch where you're going"""

"LPT. Before making any promises to a girl, masturbate twice. It may change your opinion."

"Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach"""

"I was so happy when I got my new thesaurus in the mail. But when I opened it, every page was blank! Damn. I have no words to describe how upset I am."