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Joke of the Day

"What is the Hamburglar's favorite David Bowie song? Rebel Rebel!"

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"Every man was once a man trapped in a woman's body."
"I have a confession to make. I've been having sex with my staff. What's worse is I'm self employed!!!! Badaboom!"
"Which pizza shop's business is like it's name? Dominoes. Falling one at a time."
"Call me narrow-minded, but I'll never try bestiality. I'm just not interested in going down that rabbit hole."
"Pretty sure my baby thinks the number after 10 is yay."
"Archaeologists are the ultimate hipsters They love all that underground stuff."
"I really liked the movie, Inception. It's so fast paced and keeps moving forward. Except for Mal, she keeps coming back."
"Bar Joke An Irishman walks out of a bar"
"When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy."