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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino? Hell if I know."
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"I heard they finally updated the Encyclopedia of Chronology It's about time."
"[escorted out of google hq with armful of snakes at 9:02am on my 1st day] WELL MAYBE U SHOULDA CLARIFIED WAT U MEANT BY ""PYTHON PROGRAMMER"""
"[prison] CELLMATE: what are you in for? ME: (actually in jail for jumping a fence to hug a panda) murder"
"Statistics are like Bikini Atoll Their essence utterly obliterated for the purpose of proving a political point."
"THE XBOX IS BEING ATTACKED! Here Comes The Ambulance Wii U Wii U Wii U"
"My girlfriend has a global map tattooed on her body She may have been a difficult person to deal with. But you always knew where you were with her."
"Advent calendars are fun if you ignore that every day is a new, fresh hell waiting to be survived."
"CanOfWorms.exe"
"My flight doesn't have wifi so I'm just gonna hit the call button and tell the flight attendant every time I think of something amusing."