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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino? Hell if I know."
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"What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common? You hear about them but never see them"
"Joke my dad told me: What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door? A nun with a javelin through her head"
"""You had a bad day? Let me fix that by simply existing."" -puppies"
"A hole appeared in the wall around the local nudist colony. Police are looking into it."
"A woman walks into a bar... ""Ouch!"" she yelled."
"What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a banjo player? A tattoo."
"Someone broke into my house last night and left a note saying they'd broken one of my keyboard keys. I onder hich one."
"The Bible wouldn't sound so preachy if every commandment was followed by the word ""dude."""
"What do a woman and a condom have in common? They spend more time in your wallet than they do on your dick."