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Joke of the Day
"Once you go black..... You can't get credit"
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"Why is ISIS going after programs? Because they are executable"
"Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow."
"I could tell a joke... but I'm not funny. Sorry. Please don't kill me."
"It's that time of year again when I should really check in on my friends with pools or boats to see how they've been since last summer."
"All carpentry tool names were created by someone in desperate need of sex."
"Step On A Crack and Break Your Mother's Back... Smoke some crack and break your mother's heart."
"[Gets cut off by a Pruis] *Speeds up to cut off Prius then drops a banana peel behind me* *Prius spins out of control* Thug life."
"I hope I never have more than one kid because the urge to superglue two children together is a crippling desire I struggle against everyday."
"Bro:hey how are you? Me: eh, feeling stabby B: B:I'm afraid if I tell you that's not a real word you'll show me what it means. Me: smart"