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Joke of the Day

"If blacks have the race card, women have the gender card, what do rednecks have? The Trump card."

"What's the fastest way to get a ripped body? Take highwhey."

"What is the richest beverage? Juice."

"Why did the console peasant cross the road? To render buildings on the other side."

"Meltdowns are what happens when you compartmentalize your thoughts, but forget to label them."

"Why did the monk hate the musician because he hated violins I made this up just now"

"What does a Syrian refugee and an American abortion have in common? White people didn't allow them to come into the U.S."

"You need to log on to the window repair website! I did - but it gave me a pane!"

"Why doesn't Mike Tyson play the Playstation? Because he's an Xboxer."

"""Here kitty, kitty, kitty"" - me, drunk, about to get bit by a raccoon"