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Joke of the Day

"Why is Stevie Wonder in camouflage at the Grammys Because if he can't see us, we shouldn't be able to see him."

"Def Need a "" facebook filter"" to prevent all the weddings and babies from showing up on my feed."

"Michigan is the First State to Welcome Back Sub-$1 Gas Just flip on your water faucet and you'll get it for free"

"What building has the most stories to tell? The library."

"[Coworker] Are you smiling at your stapler? No, just checking for spinach [Laughs nervously]. Oh, good. [Me, to stapler] Sorry baby I had to"

"Yo momma... Yo momma so stupid she wanted to buy tickets to watch xbox live."

"Why does Victoria beckham shave her twat? Because he can't be trusted with the razor."

"One day... I was on the front page of reddit"

"when you write a word and it looks wrong but it's right and you just sit there and contemplate life"

"How can you tell when an accountant is extroverted? He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own."