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Joke of the Day

"when you write a word and it looks wrong but it's right and you just sit there and contemplate life"

"What do dads and grammar Nazis have in common? They're not there."

"What did the little girl's parents want for Christmas? A better son."

"What did the pirate say to the prostitute? Thar she blows!"

"I was going to castrate myself But I didn't have the balls."

"What did the spider say when he broke his new web ? Darn it !"

"What's ET short for? He's only got little legs"

"There was a depressed sausage... he thought his life was THE WURST."

"How do you deep throat a Muslim girl? You Ramadan her throat."

"I can already hear Monday morning whispering Go F***Yourself in my ear."