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Joke of the Day
"What building has the most stories to tell? The library."
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"Skin divers How many skin divers does it take to circumcise a blue whale Four"
"Job Interview I went for a job interview as a blacksmith yesterday. He said, ""Have you ever shoed a horse?"" I said, ""No, but I've told a donkey to fuck off."""
"Why did 9 bust 1? Because 6 8 9"
"Facebook: the only book teens read these days."
"What's the squeakiest ride at the fair? The haunted mouse"
"What do you get when you cross the Queen and Prince Charles? Dead in a tunnel."
"""would u like some dessert?"" i ask the moose head above the fireplace ""no thanks im stuffed"" i reply, in a slightly deeper voice"
"5 year old son: I want to be a boxer. Me: I think you're too cute to be a boxer. 5: Yes, that is what everybody will think."
"""I'd like two scoops of ice cream, please."" ""Chocolate or vanilla?"" ""Yes."" ""Yes what?"" ""Yes, Sir, ice cream man, Sir!"""