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Joke of the Day

"[Coworker] Are you smiling at your stapler? No, just checking for spinach [Laughs nervously]. Oh, good. [Me, to stapler] Sorry baby I had to"

"Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a well known six offender."

"Why is it called the sistine chapel? Because the cardinals like to be in something, that isn't eighteen yet."

"Why can't a muslim have SexEd and Driver'sEd on the same day? Their camels need a break at some point."

"Blind man walks into a bar... ...bartender asks if he likes his beer light or dark."

"Why do single people take dating advice from other single people? That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions."

"Why did Helen Keller mastutbate with one hand? So she could moan with the other."

"Donald Trump has been making headlines, ""Trump Taps Secretaries."" by grabbing Generals. He's come a long way from grabbing privates."

"What does a fish say when it hits a brick wall? DAM!!!"

"I wrote a Ricky Martin joke, but it was gay."