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Joke of the Day

"In my local park there are three holes in the ground... Well, well, well."

"This humid weather reminds me of New York in the 80's Muggy."

"Ugh. It's bath time again and I always forget if you wash the baby on 'delicates' or 'permanent press'."

"What's the difference between a feminist studies major and a bench? A bench can support a family."

"MAYOR'S TIP: before you spend 20 minutes blowing an air mattress, make sure it's really an air mattress, and not Gary hiding under a blanket"

"What's white and ten inches long? Nothing."

"I wish women would put the toilet seat back up after they're done using it."

"paid a compliment By a coworker, ""every time I talk to you, I leave a smarter man."" I asked where he left him."

"Two men of African American descent are standing on the edge of a dock, peeing into the lake. The first man says, ""Water's cold today huh?"" The second one replies, ""Yeah...and deep too."""

"What do you call a cold puppy? A chili dog."