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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cold puppy? A chili dog."
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"If ""the word impossible is not in your vocabulary"", you have a pretty limited vocabulary."
"If I ever see my wife asleep with her mouth wide open, I seize the opportunity. First I unzip my pants, then I pull out my penis... And then I have sex with her sister."
"What kind of money do religious businesses make? Prophet."
"Ever heard of the movie Constipation? It hasn't come out yet."
"What? What do you call a man with one extra finger on his left hand? John Dillinger."
"What do you call a small byte? A nibble."
"I don't know why some people are so against jokes about the Nazi's They kill in the Jewish communities"
"Every time I see anteaters in a restaurant, they always order the same thing."
"I knew a man with a mushroom farm. What a fun guy."