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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a feminist studies major and a bench? A bench can support a family."

"Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couplesfight and read high quality humor columns? To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight."

"A group of crows framed my friend, ultimately leading to his death I swear I'll find the murder who criminalized him!"

"Did you know Paul walker was on the radio when he died? He was also on the dashboard, the windscreen and the steering wheel."

"What is the creature that walks on four legs in the morning, three legs at noon and two in the evening? A cat in a minefield."

"What's the difference between a Private and a Private First Class? Where they sit on an airplane."

"A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre. So he gave her one."

"Hey, Gandalf! What's your favourite kind of insect? FLY, YOU FOOLS!"

"If your uncle Jack was riding a horse named Bill Cosby, and your uncle got stuck on the horse, would you help your uncle Jack off Bill Cosby?"

"I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself."