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Joke of the Day
"Socialism is like breathing water... You just aren't doing it right! Here let me try..."
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"Jack and Jill went up the hill with a dollar and a quarter Jill came down with $2.50"
"Doctor: The tests came back. They don't look good. The tests: ok wow this is the kind of attitude that made us leave in the first place"
"I checked the thermometer outside. The temperature read ""Fcuk this sh1t! Stay in the house!"""
"A woman enters a bar and orders a double entendre So the bartender gives it to her!"
"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a nit Will you get out of my hair!"
"What did Adam say to Eve? Stand back, I don't know how big this thing gets!"
"""I see,"" said the blind man, pissing into the wind. ""It's all coming back to me now."""
"VERY difficult to convince the apple store people that you've only ever dropped your phone 3 times if you dropped it twice in the store."
"I like my women the way I like my coffee Ground up and in the freezer."