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Joke of the Day
"A woman enters a bar and orders a double entendre So the bartender gives it to her!"
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"""Internet pretty"" angled profile photos that disguise the ugly truth."
"Marriage is like a deck of cards At the start all you need is a heart and a diamond. By the end you just want a club and a spade"
"Arguing with religious people is like trying to explain quantum mechanics to a potato."
"""Ummmm..."" -Rope, while being tied into a noose"
"Captain America's shield was made of Adamantium. What was Hawkeye's shield made of? Quicksilver."
"If weed becomes legalized after Snoop Dog dies He'll be rolling in his grave"
"Your mother and I want you to know that we love you very much, so that's why we're getting a divorce and marrying you instead."
"What do you call Tinder for an amputee? Timber"
"A programmer's wife sends him to the store for a loaf of bread. On his way out she adds, ""and if they have eggs, get a dozen"". He returns home with 12 loaves of bread."