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Joke of the Day

"A woman enters a bar and orders a double entendre So the bartender gives it to her!"

"Lobotomy is the solution for all mental illnesses It's a no brainer"

"Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage? Because she stole his heart"

"Why do Mexicans always install those tiny steering wheels in their cars? So they can drive with the handcuffs on."

"Pilot: Tower there's a runway light burning. Tower: I'm sure there must be dozens of lights burning. Pilot: Sorry I mean it's smoking."

"High school kids, these awful years are going to end up being the best years of your life. That's how much everything else sucks."

"All of my passwords are the names of various ""Friends"" characters. Except for Ross. I've never used Ross. Not after what he did to Rachel."

"My internet was just down for 5 minutes, Im okay, but the 9-1-1 operator was being a total bitch about it."

"What are goosebumps for? To slow down speeding geese!"

"I took an 8 hour class on door-making... Don't knock it till you try it"