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Joke of the Day
"What did Adam say to Eve? Stand back, I don't know how big this thing gets!"
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"If I had all the money in the world to do whatever I wanted I'd be the next US president"
"What did the Triangle say to the Circle? ""Your life is pointless."""
"I asked a New Zealander how many sexual partners he'd had He started counting but then fell asleep."
"Fat people would be great ninjas. The all black uniform would be mistaken for a solar eclipse thus creating the ultimate ninja diversion."
"Q: How do elephants smell? A: Really bad."
"What did the chicken say ? What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it."
"Wife: ""I'm tired of you endlessly misquoting Arnold Schwarzenegger films. I'm leaving you."" Me: ""You'll be back."""
"What did Rouge say just before murdering Crimison? Hue hue hue"
"What's white and 12 inches?? Nothing"