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Joke of the Day
"Jack and Jill went up the hill with a dollar and a quarter Jill came down with $2.50"
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"I'm still not sure how the church expects me to do all that kneeling and standing and praying on just that one little wafer they feed you."
"What does Taylor Swift say when going down a slide? Weeeeeeeeeee, are never never never, getting back together."
"What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has NO EL."
"I only stop browsing Reddit when I accidentally hit something ..or when it's time to wipe"
"*accidentally grabs a fork from the silverware drawer instead of a spoon but I'm too lazy to go back so it takes me 47 min. to eat my soup*"
"When I was a child, I remember lying in bed with my eyes closed and waiting for Santa to come... Then crying myself to sleep as he put his clothes back on and left."
"What's the most awkward moment for Jesus during sex? When they scream his fathers name."
"""i like the little round slices of shitty hard bread in chex mix. that's actually my favorite part"" -a monster"
"A paraplegic high school senior can graduate... ...but can't walk with their class."