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Joke of the Day

"Old But Gold Two dyslexic men walk into a bra..."

"I was offered a part in a silent film. I'm speechless."

"What do you call two mexicans playing tennis? Juan on Juan."

"Abs are for people who can't afford good food."

"BOSS: I'm sorry mike, but you've been downsized ME: (75% of my original size, in a voice 125% higher pitched) ahh maaan"

"There's nothing more awkward than... There's nothing more awkward than throwing a surprise party for a psychic."

"I often fill my water guns with urine and fire them at tightrope walkers. Pisses them right off"

"What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Brothel Sprouts"

"All the toilets have been stolen from Scotland Yard The police have nothing to go on"

"I have a question for you guys. After the door bell rings, how long do I have to wait to turn the TV volume back up and make any movement?"