111996

Joke of the Day

"GOD- ""I will send a plague that will kill all living things on earth"" *Fish slip the LORD a $20* ""On second thought how about a flood?"""

"ISIS vs North Korea. Who would win? everyone"

"Greece is a good example of capital punishment."

"Why is cocaine the alt-right's favorite drug? White powder!"

"What does Brokeback Mountain and the NFL have in common? The cowboys both suck."

"Shout out to anyone who is wondering what the opposite of in is."

"""That dress fits you like a glove"" ""It sticks out in five places"""

"Went to see the new "" pixels "" movie but The resolution was bad"

"Did you hear about the rabbi who lost his job after a botched circumcision? He got the sac."

"What's the difference between Barack Obama and Cecil the lion? Ones an African lion, the other's a lyin' African."