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Joke of the Day
"So I ordered a sex toy online. It was so good, even the mail came."
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"I learned how to talk to animals today.. Now they just have to learn to listen"
"What's the ultimate rejection? When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep."
"Today I brought a computer back from the dead. I've decided that this makes me a techromancer."
"A man overdosed on Viagra... ...His wife took it hard."
"Apple CEO Tim Cook comes out as gay... No wonder the iPhone 6 won't stay straight!"
"While those 2 guys at the bar were just fantasizing about what they'd do with powerball winnings, I stole their ticket."
"I've had many traumatic experiences with Mexicans... I don' wanna taco 'bout it."
"That dentist in the news is getting attacked by the public and so far he hasn't said anything I guess he really took that laying down"
"Knock Knock Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes Sean Connery."