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"What happens when a muppet gives you a blowjob? A handjob"
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"If Princess Peach fixed shoes for a living she's be Princess Peach Cobbler lol thanks for following"
"I opened the microwave without knocking and caught my hot dogs touching tips."
"Breaking News - in Hong Kong, a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying purple paint CNN reports that both crews are marooned"
"Why is Pokemon quite realistic? Because in the games, Bug-types are effective against Dark-types. Just like malaria in Africa."
"Where do you see yourself in 5 years? I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision."
":oscopy - How I abbreviate colonoscopy."
"What came first? The chicken or the egg? Humans' ability to classify living organisms."
"I would feel morally obligated to eat whatever I kill... So please don't try to rob my house..."
"Why can't your hear a pteradactyl go to the toilet? Because the p is silent."