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Joke of the Day
"My mom has two assholes Her real asshole and my father."
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"""Grandpa, grandpa! Tell us again about the time you whittled a 189 character idea down to a perfect 140 character tweet!"""
"who was the spiciest man to hit a homer in baseball sammy salsa"
"I bought a pair of Meatloaf underwear today.. On the front they say 'I would do anything for love' and on the back they say 'But I wont do that!'"
"How do you access a watersports/golden shower porn site if you don't know the URL? You just use the IP address"
"Waana hear a joke? Women's Rights."
"A Math Quip You couldn't tell an asymptote from a hole in the graph"
"dying to have A guy goes into bar and says to the bartender."" I'm dying to have sex in the worst way. The bartender says "" Well, the worst way I can think of is standing up in a hammock."""
"Can a ninja throw any pointy object with lethal accuracy ? Shuriken"
"What did the butter say to the jam? We're on a roll now!!!"