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Joke of the Day
"What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person? Would you pull that crap with a net?"
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"Subway is similar to prostitution. You pay other people to do your wife's job."
"A man walks into a bar and says ow"
"What idiot named it balding & not vanishing into thin hair."
"What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line? ""I'm a wiener!"""
"My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers. To be honest, I should have seen the signs."
"Why do pigs run from medicine? They hate getting cured."
"Mickey Mouse is in court ... the judge looks and Mickey and says ""Why are you divorcing Minnie? is she crazy?"" Mickey looks at the judge and says ""No. She is fucking Goofy"""
"Have you heard , Donald Trump is having a sex change operation ? He is tired of pretending ... now he wants to identify himself as a real man."
"Headphone....... A man was on a plane when a stewardess approached him and said, ""Would you like some headphones?"" To which the man replied, ""Yes I would, but how did you know my name was Phones?"""